Him: I don’t date black women. It’s just a preference.

Me: Based on what?

Him: Nothing, it’s just how I feel.

Me: Impossible, deliberate aversions come from somewhere.

Him: Its just a preference, that’s all.

Me: No, a preference is preferring broccoli to asparagus. You can say that because asparagus will always taste the same, even when prepared differently.

Him: And?

Me: And we’re not always the same at all. There are hundreds of millions of us and we’re each completely different from the next. If an employer said not hiring Black people was a preference would you agree?

Him: No, but that’s based on stereotypes.

Me: … And what is yours based on, facts?

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SONG OF THE WEEK: “Don’t Wait” by Mapei
  • Clair: Would you and Dr. Huxtable like some coffee?
  • Elvin: Coffee?
  • Clair: Yes, coffee.
  • Elvin: You mean, you’re gonna get it?
  • Clair: Yes, you’re surprised?
  • Elvin: I’m sorry Mrs. Huxtable, I didn’t think you did that kind of thing.
  • Clair: What kind of thing?
  • Elvin: You know….serve.
  • Clair: Serve whom?
  • Elvin: Serve him.
  • Clair: Oh, serve him! As in, serve your man?
  • Elvin: Well yeah.
  • Clair: Let me tell you something Elvin. You see, I am not serving Dr. Huxtable. Okay?
  • Elvin: Okay.
  • Clair: That’s the kind of thing that goes on in a restaurant. Now I am gonna bring him a cup of coffee just like he brought me a cup of coffee this morning. And that, young man, is what marriage is made of, it is give and take 50/50. And if you don’t get it together, and drop these macho attitudes, you ain’t never gonna have anybody bringing you anything anywhere anyplace anytime evah! Now what would you like in your coffee?
  • Elvin: Maybe I could get you some coffee.
  • Clair: Elvin that’s all right. I don’t mind getting it. But thanks for offering.
  • Cliff: Elvin?
  • Elvin: Yes sir?
  • Cliff: When she brings the coffee back, if I were you I wouldn’t drink it.